Appeal to the Supreme Divine Judgment against my cou-cousin’s son Arthur

Supreme God, Heavenly Father!

I have a serious lawsuit to bring before you. My former webmaster Markus, son of my cou-cousin Arthur and best friend of my youth, let me down in a disgraceful way. He gave me the year-long contract on August 31, 2019 without giving the reasons.

Unfortunately, the data that he provided to my new webmaster, Webkönig in Uster, is very poor. Countless links do not work, so all of the old data must be labeled as unusable.

Dear Heavenly Father, absolutely righteous God, I am now handing Markus into the hands of Satan, your prosecutor, until Markus delivers the data to Webkönig Uster without errors. Markus let the deadline set by today’s Shabat pass without result.

Sincerely
Your reincarnated son Jehoshua Eugen; direct successor of your son Jesus of Nazareth